what if I'm pregnant?
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Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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