it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
