question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
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She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
He better not be in your backpack
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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