BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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