let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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