people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask