So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
