I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?