Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(203): View more from Connecticut

these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?

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(440): View more from Ohio

I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.

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(310): View more from California

but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night

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(513): View more from Ohio

I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me

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(714): View more from California

When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out

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(917): View more from New York City

what happened last night?

(646): View more from New York

we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside

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