After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.