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  I'm half single.

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  Please tell me it's the bottom half.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  this study room smells like vodka

  (310): View more from California

  the study room thinks the same about you

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.

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• (212): View more from New York

  When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  It's okay, big boobs are better than running.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems

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