Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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