Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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