Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.