Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.