You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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