Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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