Non-Jews are for practice
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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