We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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