you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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