butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
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