Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
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I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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