go do what you do best...puke behind churches
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
No subtext here. People are naked.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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