if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I'm really busy with my period
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