This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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