Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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