i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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