All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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