My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
they're like a gay fantastic four
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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