talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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