I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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