Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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