I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
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No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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