I need help removing her.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
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