garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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