I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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