how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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