i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
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