Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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