i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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