Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Bring me that man meat
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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