I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I have feelings that need drinking.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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