Have you finally orgasmed yet?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
