We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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