Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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