Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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