I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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