Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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