My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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