i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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