in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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