she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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