i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
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the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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