New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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