you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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