Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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