i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
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you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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